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Editorial:A Call To All Female Dendophiles

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by user Billistic

I was reading an article by Sapphire on women, video games and attention whoreism


In the article she says:


The other thing that really pisses me off is girls who'll get naked and cover their parts with nintendo controllers and post them all over the internet. There are only a few of them, but omg... People please don't associate gamer chicks to that! argh... Here is an example of what I mean It's demeaning to women, and gives people a tainted image of those who play games. This is a prime example of the bullshit that makes us look bad for no reason. We are not all sluts or attention-whores.


She's right.


We need some buff video gamers to get out there and pose with a ColecoVision controller covering their wang. Then everything will be even and fair, because that's when women will understand that we love video games and we love sex, nothing wrong with mixing two things together that you really enjoy.


I think men and women are finding common ground all over the place, I think we're going to start seeing more games like spore and WOW. But yeah, things won't be even until there's some male equivalent of this ultra hottie


But I'm thinking there needs to be a new fetish for video game enthusiasts, I mean cybersex isn't an exact term for video game porn, it's more of a term of having sex through the computer.


This is more like taking your love of everything hanving to do with video games: characters, hardware, lore, even language are all things that represent video games but doesn't necessarily mean you have to be having sex in a video game or even having sex while playing the game (although these would be off-shoots, like cosplay)


I'd love to see a porno where a woman comes to an "orgasam" on screen screaming "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYY-AAA-JEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEENNNZZ"


So what would this fetish be called? VG Devotee? Dendophile? Where would it fit on the big fetish map?


At any rate, no one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.


Ron Jeremy, a man ahead of his time.

Edit: It wasn't long after writing this that this little nugget was seen. I'm hoping we can do a little better guys, anyone got pecs?

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